This is my dog Buckley and he is exceptional. Now I know that all dog owners are supposed to say that their dog is something special and wonderful, but Buckley really is. He will let you pick him up from his hind legs and he much give a grunt, but that is about it. Then when you put him down he'll give you a look of: "Why in the world did you feel the need to do that?"
Buckley possesses a near human character. I attribute this development to what I call his "Knob of Knowledge". On the top of Buckley's skull he has a protrusion which makes a lovely lump (highlighted by the red arrow). I am more than certain that this bump has given him just enough cranial capacity to surpass most other dogs in terms of sensitivity and human emotions.
Yes. The Knob of Knowledge makes Professor William F. Buckley You'resuchagoodboy (his full name) pure bred American dog (mutt) superior to most of his canine counterparts.
You know. Sometimes even I can't tell when I am joking.
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