Listerine

Things Which I Strongly Dislike:

• Feet that smell like feet.
• The sound of Styrofoam rubbing against... absolutely anything.
• Ants in my kitchen.

Things Which I Strongly Like:

• Pancakes with friends.
• Reupholstered couches.
• Extremely friendly neighbor cats.

Things Which I Don't Understand:

• Why people like to smoke.
• Why curtains are so darn expensive.
  
• How Bob Ross can paint so quickly.
  

Things Which I Understand:

• How to present pension fund information on a balance sheet.
• Subject/Verb agreements.
  
• The verb "tener" in Espanol.

Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!